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Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
Banectomy, n.: The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people
hose who divide people into two types, and those who don't....
Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.
-- Will Roge...

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