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As I was passing Project MAC, I met a Quux with seven hacks.
Every hack had seven bugs; Every bug had seven manifestatio...
As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great industries are secure.
We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press....
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. -- Oscar Wilde...
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 program
a process that traditionally requires some debugging....
As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought.
Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I...
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Alle...
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable.

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