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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley...
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. -- Publilius Syru
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house....
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwy...
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad. -- W. C. Field
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

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