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Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.
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Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened....
At a recent meeting in Snowmass, Colorado, a participant from Los Angeles fainted from hyperoxygenation, and we had to hold his head under the exhaust of a bus until he revived.
At any given moment, an arrow must be either where it is or where it is not.
But obviously it cannot be where it is not. And if it is where it is, that is equivalent to saying that it is at rest....
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
-- The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985...
at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J. B. White...
At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompete
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsde...
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

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