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• So what's the plan? We do...nothing. Yup. That's another world-beater.
  -- Edmund and Baldrick : Nob and Nobility...
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said, 'Oh, I'm tired of kicking around the house tonight.
  Let's go take in a show.' -- Edmund : Major Sta...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre.
  .. Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• ounds of cheers...Baldrick enters the dugout) Sir!
  Sir! It's all over the trenches! Well, mop it up, then... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.