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• And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre.
  .. Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• Take a telegram. To: Mr C.Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood, California.
  Message reads: Congrats stop Have found only person in world less funny than you stop Name Baldrick stop -- Edmund...
• Baldrick, _our_ plan is to find a new leading lady. What is _your_ plan? -- Edmund : Major Sta
• You mustn't do that to me, sir, because that...is a borgeious act of repression, sir.
  .....What? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• ounds of cheers...Baldrick enters the dugout) Sir!
  Sir! It's all over the trenches! Well, mop it up, then... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Sta...
• SMILEY C|:-= Charlie Chapli
• I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood.
  If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it has fulfilled its purpose....
• The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.