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• Turnip isn't a rude word, Baldrick. It is if you sit on one.
  -- Edmund and Baldrick : Ink and Incapability...
• Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
  Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
  .. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
  -- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
• eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
  ..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
• I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
• Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death, would be as nothing compared to five minutes with me.
  ..and this pencil. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
• Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
  ..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...