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You will curse the day you did not do All that the Phantom asked of you!
-- I think this is from THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (the musical)...
You will develop a sense of humor and die laughing at yourself.
You will die like a Klingon. -- Kargan to Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.5
You will die of terminal acne.
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm!
You will drink champagne and dance all night, under electric candlelight.
You will emerge from the gutter, only to trip and land in the sewer.
You will encounter a tall, dark stranger... your probation officer.
You will engage in a profitable business activity.
You will engage in a profitable business activity. Later the police will find out.
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