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• Look at this [dollar bill], for those of you who haven't seen [one] before.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• We're going to assume a few things about reality. One, it exists.
  That's not a necessary assumption, but I find it comforting....
• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Usually shooting a professor in the head ticks them off, but sometimes they'll say 'Thank you.
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• The only sense I can make out of having kids is it's a good way to become a grandparent.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• As undergraduates, you realize that cleaning is very cost-ineffective, and why would you bother?
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• In the US, males are a minority and should be treated and protected as such.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...