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• When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
  Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
• Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
  Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
  Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
• They want us to pretend that we see the world as they pretend they see it.
  They need some sort of sanction from us. I don't know the nature of the sanction -- but, Dagny, I know that if we value our lives, we must not give it to them....
• If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them.
  I want men who will come if there is no road at all. -- David Livingstone...
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....