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  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
• Born again? Have you been potty trained again?
• Thank you for not smoking.
• Pardon me, I've been smoking DSZ docs.
• Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
  Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin....
• Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years, you've had three children together, it's time to be honest with her.
  [out loud] I'm not sure I love you any more....
• Hey! You've been taking drugs again, haven't you?
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?