You Told Me About That Yesterday. I Know, But I Left Out A Comma. -- Groucho Marx
You told me about that yesterday.
I know, but I left out a comma.
-- Groucho Marx
In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)