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• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
  The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)