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You think you are a wit, but you are only half right.
You think you have problems? My sundial is running slow.
You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
-- Alan J. Perli...
You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot?
No...
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Coningsby, Book iii, Chap. i...
Youth is a disease from which we all hopefully recover!
Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art!
Youth is a period of missed opportunities. -- Cyril Connolly, "Journal and Memoir" 1983
Youth is a period of missed opportunities without the glory of knowing what was missed.

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