You Think You've Got Problems," Said Marvin, The Paranoid Human-hating Robot, As If He Was Addressing A Newly Occupied Coffin, "what Are You Supposed To Do If You ARE A Manically Depressed Robot?

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"You think you've got problems," said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating
robot, as if he was addressing a newly occupied coffin, "what are you supposed
to do if you ARE a manically depressed robot? No, don't bother to answer that,
I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the
answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level."
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"