You Think You've Got Problems," Said Marvin, The Paranoid Human-hating Robot, As If He Was Addressing A Newly Occupied Coffin, "what Are You Supposed To Do If You ARE A Manically Depressed Robot?

Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
Come on," the robot droned, "I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge....
I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
-- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
"I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...
Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
-- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....