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You think it is a want of judgment that he changes his opinion.
Do you think it a proof that your scales are bad because they vibrate with every additional weight that is added to either side?...
You think it's a good idea to put a wet, drainy thing like that upside down over your mouth?
-- Gallaghe...
You think New York is bad? You ought to go to Detroit.
You can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime. -- Red Skelto...
You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur!
You think the only people who are people, Are the ones who look and think the way you do, But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, You'll learn the things you never knew you never knew.
.. You ca...
You think they are crusaders sent From some infernal clime, To pluck the eyes of sentiment And dock the tail of Rhyme, To crack the voice of Melody And break the legs of Time.
-- Oliver Wendell...
You think things are going well for you, do you? Things could change.
You think this life is something strange...
You think time heals everything? Try waiting in a doctor's office.

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