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  .. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....
• Life is like a cucumber -- one moment it's in your hand, the next it's up your ass.
• Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.
• In the next world, you're on your own.
• Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town!
  Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!...
• Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step
  only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. -- Dag Hammarskjold...
• Troy: One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine, so watch out.
  .. Laszlo Panaflex. -- That's some tough competition, "A Fish Called Selma...