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• At other places it's called having fun. We call it procrastination.
• I need to call 911. Where's the eleven key?
• ong finishes] Bart: [groans] Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It.
  Now let's make another one of our lucky phone calls -- Bill...
• Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
• I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
• No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
• Imagination is intelligence having fun.
• Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available
  an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot....
• You call this fun? -- McCoy