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• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
  .. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? GAWAIN
  Blue ... No yelloooooww! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
  Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
  What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! LARGE MAN: Here's one!
  CART DRIVER: Ninepence. BODY: I'm not dead! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...