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Your skill impresses me. I like you. -- Lutan to Yar, "Code of Honor", stardate 41235.25
Your skin looks like baby skin - with diaper rash!
Your slogan here.
Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.
Your son at five is your master, at ten your slave, at fifteen your double, and after that, your friend or your foe, depending on his bringing up.
-- Hasdai Ibn Shapru...
Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity in destroying itself.
-- The 7th Doctor Who...
Your species is self-destructive. -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without i
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
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