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Your really a Spaceball..
Your real tagline has been replace with Folger's Crystals.
Your reasoning is silly and irrational but it is beginning to make sense.
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.
Your refusal to acknowledge the dark side of humanity makes you prey to that dark side.
Your reputation as a very decisive individual with great skill is enhanced by having a snap decision accidently turn out to be correct.
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine.
You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star....
Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue.
Your revisionism rebutted? Blame it on Reagan/Bush! -- Liberal Rule # 7
Your rich great-great aunt who lists you as her sole heir will live to be 123.

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