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You realize she's talking about our hamburgers here.
-- Anonymous sixth grader during talk by animal right's activist; Newsweek, May 23, 1988...
You're all a bunch of wimps!! I'll prove to you myself that an entire orc stronghold is no match for your average barbarian.
You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home. -- Han Solo
You're all insane and trying to steal my magic bag.
You're all sail and no anchor.
You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
You really can't believe anyone but yourself, and don't push that too far!
You really have to be careful of politicians who have no further ambitio
they may run for the presidency. -- Harry S. Truma...
You really know you have gotten a good and just revenge whe your prey makes useless hand motions before being plowed under by the steamroller of destiny!
-- From the tales of dale turbo...
You really never lose until you stop trying. -- Mike Ditka

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