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YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH!
You're an actor, are you? Well, all that means i
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
You're a one, aren't you! When you should be whispering sweet conversational nothings like 'Gosh!
You're a sad, laughable figure, aren't you, Percy? -- Edmund : Head
You're as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
You're as goofy as a duck on ether. -- David Letterma
You're a sheep in sheep's clothing.
You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
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