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• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
• You know you are getting older when the only thing you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
  But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them....
• You are getting older if you remember going to the movie not because of the movie, but because in the summer the theater was air cooled, and it was the only place like this in the whole town.
• You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
  Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...
• After a power outage:) Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on.
  The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine....
• A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
• Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
• You are indeed getting along in years if you can remember the auto bumper that was difficult to lift.
  Now, a child can fold one and put it away!...