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You reacted fast, Lieutenant. But futilely. I will learn to do better, sir.
-- Riker, Picard, Worf, "Encounter at Farpoint", stardate 41153.7...
You read that book I gave you? What book? Diuretics, the science of matter over mind.
You're a Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal!
You're a funny guy! - Goodfella
You're a glutton for punishment? :)
You're a heart of dead tomato washed with moldy purple spots, Mr Grinch.
You're a horrible monster trapped in a human body.
You're a jerk, Dent. A complete kneebiter.
You're a lapsed atheist, dear.
You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
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