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You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKIN TEETH.
-- The Blues Brothe...
You're gonna lose some ballgames and you're gonna win some ballgames and that's about it.
-- Sparky Anderso...
Your ego's writing a check your body can't cash.
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy.
You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions....
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
You're having a group hallucination.
You're here from the Government to help me? BOOM!!!
You're in a boat in the middle of the reservoir.
You're in a good mood, what's the catch

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