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You're below the grate.
You rebel *scum*. -- Another Imperial commander with ambition - (Star Wars)
You're born single, profit from the experience
You're born with intelligence, but not with ethics. -- Massad Ayoob
You're built like a car, you've got a hubcap diamond star halo, you're built like a truck, oh my.
-- M. Bola...
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
You're concerned about abuse of computer data bases?
This isn't going to look good on your record......
You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life.
You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. But that's not *fair*!
Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up....
You're damn right I know where I am. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting beat up!
-- Boxer Willie Pastrano to a concerned referee from the mat....
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