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You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....
You're at top of small pit.
You're at top of stalactite.
You're at "Y2".
You're a very strong woman... Though this would be a traumatic experience that you would never forget, I think that you would be very successful in life.
-- Senator Dan Quayle telling an 11-year-old...
You're a very welcome addition to my QWK mail packet.
You're aware the boy failed my grade school math class, I take it?
And not that many years later he's teaching college....
You're awfully picky for someone from the twilight zone
You're becoming popular around here.
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

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