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You really piss me off.
You really want to be discouraged? Than wait till you find out that your bathroom scales is correct!
You really want to talk to Tammy Faye Bakker? Dial 1-800-MAS CARA.
You're almost as happy as you think you are.
You're a load that should've been swallowed!
You're already a monk, try the libido instead. -- Steve Swa
You're always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
-- Law of the Kitche...
You're always seated by a crying child during long flights.
You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different.
.. -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta...
You're a man obsessed with what he does. Who knows what an obsessed man would do to keep going?
Kill perhaps? I CREATE life! I don't take it! -- Picard and Kurt Mandl, "Home Soil", stardate 41463....

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