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You refer to me as idiot, not you captain! Er, I mean..
You're five? Hell, when I was your age, I was six!
You're from *Cyberspace*?" "No I'm from Sheffield, I only *work* in Cyberspace
You're from the planet Earth. There is no persecution on your planet.
There was persecution on Earth once; I remember reading about it in my history class....
You're genuinely bogus.
You're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
You're getting so big I need double vision to take you in. -- Peter De Vrie
You're going into the morgue at midnight????
You're going to get what's coming to you.
You're gonna hurt all three of my feelings!

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