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• Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
• You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
• Your cat may have 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily...
• My cat can lick your cat!
• Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• If you miss your cat, look under my tires.
• Mr. Schroedinger, have you seen my cat? And what's the box for?
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.