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• Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
  [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...
• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....
• A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
  -- Trygve Lie...
• A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbour notice it.
  -- Trygve Lie...
• No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
• Every hand has only one finger to put a ring on. You've got only two hands. So?
• There is ONE reason to use Windows95 -- it has multitasking
  you can boot the system and crash it simultaneously!...
• Never put all your megs in one basket.