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• It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise, the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice...
• I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
• Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
• Sounds travel slowly. Sometimes the things you say to your kids don't reach them till they're in their 40s.
• on the ice, Jimbo trips Bart] Marge: He tripped my boy!
  I demand vengeance. I want vengeance! Announce...
• Opinions: They are mine all mine, if you want some get your own Opinio
  If the company wants them, they can pay for some. -- DISCLAIMER...
• Homer: Why am I such a loser? Why? Bart: Well, your father was a loser, and _his_ father, and his father.
  ..it's genetic, man. [realizes] D'oh!...
• I like your taglines better than mine! Wanna swap?