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• Beer waits in the car while you play football. -- Women vs. Bee
• Attitudes adjusted, while you wait. -- L.A. Police Car Bumper Sticke
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from office.
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
• Balsa splintered while you wait.
• Delays created while you wait.
• Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
• Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
  Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team....
• 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church.
  2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman....