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• The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created.
  This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move....
• Has the world always been like this, or have I been too wrapped up in myself to notice?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• It's not impossible, just highly improbable. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• This is terrific, Nelson's Column has gone, McDonald's has gone, all that's left is me and the words Mostly Harmless.
  Any second now all that will be left is Mostly Harmless....
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• But Beeblebrox you know, he is one of my most profitable clients.
  He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts....
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• consult guide about France France is the largest landmass on the planet Damogran.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...