You put your left index finger on your eye and your right index finger on
the [Camembert].... If they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready.
-- M. Taittinger
the [Camembert].... If they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready.
-- M. Taittinger
Related:
- Gilbert's Discovery:
Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the... - You can prick your finger,
but don't finger your prick... - Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs,
as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work... - Little boy,
don't put your finger in that dyke... - It's OK to prick your finger.
It's not OK to . . ... - Clean your finger before you point at my spots.
- Ben... - Will you stop stick your finger through the
donut hole... - Big nostrils?
Look at your finger size... - Never pick your nose with my
finger...
From the same category:
- Hackers do it without
a net... - If you have a procedure with 10 parameters,
you probably missed some... - I don't trust anybody who is unbiased or has no opinions.
Kaymar... - The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects
into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to
levitation.
Teleporting to hell via a... - A full belly makes a dull brain.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -
[and the local candy machine...
