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• Gilbert's Discovery: Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
• You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
• Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs, as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work.
  Sore jaws and stiff necks are to be expected, and, as incentives go, a mouth full of come at the end of a job well done isn't exactly stock options....
• Little boy, don't put your finger in that dyke!
• It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . .
• Clean your finger before you point at my spots. -- Ben Frankli
• Will you stop stick your finger through the donut hole?
• Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
• Never pick your nose with my finger.