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• Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
• People always remember the last mistake you made.
• People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit.
• I think you should always laugh in bed--people always laugh at me when I'm in bed. -- Boy George
• If you were a mushroom, why would people always be inviting you to parties?
  Because you'd be a real fun gi....
• With such great numbers of people making love, you just have to wonder why it is always in such short supply.
• You can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier.
  They're the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs....
• I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play?