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You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
You Heard It Here Department: Pete Rose is opening a new motel chain, The Wager Inn.
You Heard It Here First Department: Heraldo Rivera is going to present a four hour documentary on cheating by the use of steroids by various sports teams of nursing home residents.
You hear that boy laughing?--you think he 's all fu
But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done...
You hear the fortune cookie's hissing!
You hear what she said Mordock? She said I was cute.
"Is that good, Wesley?" Yes...I think. -- Wesley and Mordock about Oliana, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416....
You hit the nail right between the eyes.
You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)
You hold together with the wrong people.
You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational. -- Spock, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3

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