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• You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
  We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....
• (Like a sheep:) Baaaaaaa. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• I'm gone. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme