You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system
performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with
our list of important callers. None of our staff is authorized
to speak with you except for Fred, who is not here right now.
Please leave your name phone number and a brief message at the
tone. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system
performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with
our list of important callers. None of our staff is authorized
to speak with you except for Fred, who is not here right now.
Please leave your name phone number and a brief message at the
tone. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...
Related:
- You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility.
We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the... - Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll
leave your name,
telephone number, a brief message, and the time you... - Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just... - Answering machine message
"Thank you for calling the United States War Department.
At the tone, please leave your name, phone number... - Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling
to collect a student loan,
gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave
your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are,
er... busy servicing customers, so at the sound of... - Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello,
Brother or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles...
