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You have to have a boy. If you don't have a boy, the name dies.
And be sure to marry a lady who's young enough to have a baby....
You have to have all the facts before you jump to conclusions -- George Bush, on Iraq's behaviour.
You have to have a physical before you get into the Army.
A doctor looks in one ear, another doctor looks in the other ear, and if they can't see each other, you're in....
You have to kill a pessimist. Optimists usually take care of themselves.
You have to know what you're looking for before you can find it. -- Solomon Sho
You have to know who to threaten to punish and who to PROMISE to punish! -- Harry Ugol
You have to learn to turn back your own sheets and set a table for one without feeling pathetic.
You have too much respect upon the world: They lose it that do buy it with much care.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 1...
You have to play Mozart like Chopin and Chopin like Mozart. -- Pablo Casals (to Vladimir Horowitz)
You have to regard everything I say with suspicion - I may be trying to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently.
-- J. Wainwright Mathematics 140b, -- From a collection of Univ...

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