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• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• I'm gone. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• (Like a sheep:) Baaaaaaa. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...