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• You cannot antagonize and persuade at the same time.
• How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra
• The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
  -- The Reliability Principle...
• How much of their influence on you is a result of your influence on them?
• Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
• AMOEBIT: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
• Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it coming at you at the same time?
  You want to see blue water you have to look in the toilet bowl. -- Jackie Gayle...
• You and I as individuals can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but only for a limited period of time.
  Why should we think that collectively, as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?...
• Make the same mistakes twice and you won't have time for new ones!