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You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours..
You can plug in Virtually anywhere.
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. -- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
You can put all your old Beers in one room, and they won't fight.
You can read it! No, I'm just clearing my throat.
You can realize your wildest dreams if you only learn to lie to yourself.
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