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You can only cut a rattlesnake SO much slack!
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception. -- Victor Cousi
You can only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them.
But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power--he's free again....
You can only spend it once. -- The Basic Law of Budge
You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.
-- Rwandan proverb...
You can overwhelm or underwhelm somebody, but what does it mean to just whelm somebody.
.. and, how can you be chalant? Can you be chalant while your whelming somebody?...
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose unless you have really *chunky* friends.

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