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• Bowler: Your fingers are so slender, so feminine. They're far too tapered for the ball you are using.
  You need something lighter, more delicate....
• Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
• You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
• One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with!
• Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers!
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...