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You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
You are domestic and will be happily married.
You are elevating futility to a high art. There is nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality.
-- Valeyard, The Ultimate Foe...
You are excess baggage in the airport of life. -- Judy Tenuta
You are fairminded, just and loving.
You are fairminded, just and loving. (And I'm a lousy liar.)
You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends.
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
Oops sorry, wrong fortune....
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