Miscellaneous Collections

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You are fast approaching your level of incompetence.
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your purpose.
You are free and that is why you are lost. -- Franz Kafka
You are full of Bravo Sierra!
You are fully functional aren't you? "Of course, but -" How fully?
"In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques....
You are generous and always think of the other fellow.
You are getting more and more confused.
You are getting older if you remember going to the movie not because of the movie, but because in the summer the theater was air cooled, and it was the only place like this in the whole town.
You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...

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