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• A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you.
• We spend the first part of our human experience avidly accumulating things and the other half wondering what in the world we're going to do with all the stuff.
  -- Margret E. Kea...
• If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
• All the good stuff at the right price -- National Lumber.
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
• Connector Conspiracy, n: [probably came into prominence with the appearance of the KL-10
  one of whose connectors match anything else] The tendency of manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or purveyors of anything) to come up with new products which don't fit together with the old stuff, thereby making you buy either all new stuff or expensive interface devices....