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• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
• And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip...
• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing when you're really thinking about a mother.
  -- Cliff Claven, Chee...
• Pardon me, but your Freudian slip is showing.
• A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake
• Before you slip into unconsciousness, I'd like to have another kiss...
• I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Now, why won't you believe Santa took all your panties?
• Two psychiatrists meet. One says to the other, "I went home for Easter and I made a terrible Freudian slip.
  The other said, "What did you say?" He said, "Well, I started to say to my mother, "Pass the hot cross buns....