Yo Momma So Wrinkled, She Has To Screw Her Hat On.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.